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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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