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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Akiva Lane
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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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