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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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