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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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