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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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