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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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