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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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