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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Akiva Lane
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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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