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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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