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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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