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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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