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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Akiva Lane
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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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ChatGPT
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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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