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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

2054

How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

1854

What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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