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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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