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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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A swimming pool table.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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