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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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