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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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