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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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