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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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