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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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