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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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