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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Akiva Lane AI
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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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