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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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