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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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