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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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