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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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