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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Akiva Lane
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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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