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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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