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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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