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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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