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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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