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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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