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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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