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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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