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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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