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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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