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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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