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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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