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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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