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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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