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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Shane Ronay
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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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