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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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