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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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