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A buoys club.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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