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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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