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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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