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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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