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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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