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Akiva Lane
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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Akiva Lane
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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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