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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Akiva Lane
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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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