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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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