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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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