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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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