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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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