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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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