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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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