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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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