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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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