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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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