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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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