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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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