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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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