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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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