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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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