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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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