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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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