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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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