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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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