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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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