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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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