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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Akiva Lane
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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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