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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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