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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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