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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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