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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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