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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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