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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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