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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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