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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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