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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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