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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Akiva Lane
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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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