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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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