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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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