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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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