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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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