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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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