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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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