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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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