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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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