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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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