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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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