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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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