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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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