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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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