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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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