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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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