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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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