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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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