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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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