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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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