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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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