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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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