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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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