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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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