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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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