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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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