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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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