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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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