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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Akiva Lane
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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Akiva Lane
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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Akiva Lane
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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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