Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

1550
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

76
Yehuda Lane
General
Picture

What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

1322
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

248
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

1002
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

869
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

2953
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

3000
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

2814
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

2657
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

1143
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

912