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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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