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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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