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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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