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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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