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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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