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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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