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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

34

After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

1301

Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

365

Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

2124

What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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