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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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