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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Shane Ronay
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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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