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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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